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date a girl who talks in the tags
Dis me.
in the tags, sis
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BOW DOWN TO THE LOBSTER LIFTING QUEEN
idk about yesterday’s total. Maybe like $150 with the 5 pairs of earrings?
Yeah I lifted a vibe from spencers too. A label on the side said there was a security device enclosed. That was a lie.
what the FUCK this bitch stole LOBSTERS that’s some real next level shit
i cannot comprehend this if i try G-d enters my head and blocks my vision in a flash of blinding light
LOBSTERS
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(Via iizthepotatolord Source: userboxings) 38,934 notes | 1 year ago Tagged: #hEUGHGH.....the WONtons
| Doctor: | you have 6 months to live |
| me: | Oh No!!!! 😜👌🏽😂👌🏽😉👌🏽💯💯🔥🔥🔥😂😂😂 |
| Doctor: | how the hell did you do that |
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Anonymous: | I've never seen Cutthroat Kitchen, but I want to give it a shot. Sell it to me in five screenshots or less. |
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this is like so funny but terrifying¿ im laughing partially out of fear
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They gotta hear the leash
i wish i could show this to my dog so we could have a good laugh
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